13 Wishes Only

May232013

The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

May222013

27teacups:

Yo Dave Strider he was just thirteenWhen he installed a strange game on his machineDesigned to play in a world forseenGonna fix it all, ‘cause he is Dave Strider
When the timeline was doomed, these kids, they didn’t quitHe and Rose figured they could just replay itThere was a great gold flash, everything got changedThere was stuff from the Game now in his brain
Davesprite, Davesprite
When he first woke up he realized He had amber hair and tangerine eyesHe could phase through walls, disappear and fly!He was much less mainstream than the other guy.
It was then Davesprite knew what he had to do:He had to help Alpha Dave avoid what he’d been throughHe’s here to fight for me and you!
Gonna fix it all because he is Dave StriderGonna fix it all because he is Dave StriderGonna fix it all because he is Dave Strider

Yo Dave Strider he was just thirteen
When he installed a strange game on his machine
Designed to play in a world forseen

Gonna fix it all, ‘cause he is Dave Strider

When the timeline was doomed, these kids, they didn’t quit
He and Rose figured they could just replay it
There was a great gold flash, everything got changed
There was stuff from the Game now in his brain

Davesprite, Davesprite

When he first woke up he realized
He had amber hair and tangerine eyes
He could phase through walls, disappear and fly!
He was much less mainstream than the other guy.

It was then Davesprite knew what he had to do:
He had to help Alpha Dave avoid what he’d been through
He’s here to fight for me and you!

Gonna fix it all because he is Dave Strider
Gonna fix it all because he is Dave Strider
Gonna fix it all because he is Dave Strider

(via pintsizedfangirl)

11AM

(via archerkink)

11AM

remanth:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

This sounds like a Supernatural episode with Gabriel as the culprit.

(via ryuutsu)

10AM

hellsingdrug:

do you ever just miss old rp partners and

(via notasfastasme)

yep

10AM

So I’m starting Supernatural

And there’s a looooot of episodes.

Anyone have recommendations of which ones are filler and I can safely skip, or maybe which ones I’ll definitely need to get what’s going on?

supernatural help a potential new member of the andom out

10AM

blainewillruletheworld:

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

I can’t stop singing it like this. Help me.

(Source: unknownbearing, via grievinglionheart)

May212013

Odd Thought: 13luckywishes: poco-loki: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot...

13luckywishes:

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding…

Yes.

11AM

constrixii:

castielsvessal:

queen-of-asgard-at-221b:

deathlyhellos:

OH MY GOD.

HAHAHAHAHA NOOOFUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS

HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU

oh my god

(Source: thejediramblings)

let me just quietly curl up and be confused about whether I want tthis or just fanfic of it or if I want to bury it and never consider it again

11AM

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

Bonus plot twist: The companion has a personality beyond “clever” and/or
“average.”

(via constrixii)

neither of these things are personalities they are bad YA fiction character summaries

May152013

my-cat-helped-make-pizza:

pizza:

timeywimeysociopath:

rnackenzie:

remember when my cat helped make pizza

I expect a certain blogger will get here soon

ah yes, it’s only a matter of time until tumblr user my-cat-helped-make-pizza will be here

????

3PM

ryface:

itsxandy:

elieuceda:

WHAT IS THIS

THIS GOT KIND OF HORRIFYING REALLY FAST.

i needed this on my dash again

for

some

reason…

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3PM

Reverse Pines - Made Me Realize

An AU Gravity Falls opening theme

Here’s the youtube version, which actually uploaded with the video and audio in sync.

gravity falls reverse pines revpines

3PM

robiningravens:

well-written villains with tragic pasts (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains who are bad just because they are bad (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with sympathetic motives (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with evil motives (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with a chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with no chance in of redemption (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains (◕‿◕✿)

comic relief, nonthreatening villains in an otherwise good story (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿

(via archerkink)

no stop that you are a good children's show I like you let your villain be scary just let it flow do you know how angry this made me as a kid restricted to stuff like this very angry

May132013

Reverse Pines: Made Me Realize

An alternate opening to Gravity Falls based in the Reverse Pines AU.

If you don’t know what that is I highly recommend the “Reverse Pines” tag, but in essence: It’s an AU in which Gideon and the Mystery Twins switch places, Gideon being the adorkable new kid, and Dipper and Mable being Gravity Falls’ child celebrities. From there Pacifica became a dirt poor girl who enjoys 90s fashion, and the rest devolved into a free-for-all.

Man, all of this art I mooched off you guys is just incredible, and I feel nothing but shame for defacing paperjam’s stuff with my sad, sad attempts at photoshopping. (Also, sorry about the last half being really awkward. Tumblr messed up the timing and reuploading didn’t help. D: )

Artists:

gravity falls reverse pines the mystery twins gideon gleeful eeeeeh I don't feel like any more tags right now